This is kinda what i want to see when i wake up. the sky looks somewhat like these. only, not as exaggerated and photoshop-like. I wish i could live in my photoshop world.
When I'm awake at this time, i am the happiest.
If i could wake up without an alarm clock at this time, its a good day.
I like to feel like I'm in my heaven. And in that place, I'm always beautiful. So, i pile on the makeup. You'd think that I'd be dressing up for someone special, but no. I'm getting sexy for a bowl of corn flakes. My Great Life. After that, i realize that i forgot to brush my teeth.
Dammit.
I had already coated my huge mouth with my expensive lipstick, and now i have to share it with my tooth brush.
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DammitDammitDammit.
There is never anyway around this. It happens ALL THE TIME. I get up and see that i look this:
When it needs to look like this:
I need to fix it immediately. So, screw hygiene. I guess.
Anyway.
When my face is together, i put on my hand-me-down sweaters and sweatpants.
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I know. i dress my face up and i put on my fat people clothes. I just want a pretty face, i could care less about how i dress... If that makes any sense. And it probably doesn't.
I go to the kitchen and choose between a salad, or my usual corn flakes. Lately, its been the salad. Thanks to the goddamn Avengers. I want that Scarlett Johansson body sooo bad...
When I saw the Superbowl trailer, I.Lost.My.MIIIND. They had the same people playing the same character from OTHER films, in one movie.
Mind = Blown
I was excited for that, AANND, the fact that everyone in the entire movie was GORGEOUS. It was hard to pay attention to what was being said. But I managed. And i fell in love. Having seen her in that suit, made me reevaluate my life. I could do that! I just rack disciprine. So, that's my goal. To get dat hot body.
I digress. When I've settled for the bowl of disappointment, I pick my movie.
It NEVER changes.
I'd choose between Jurassic Park and Babe.
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Two extremes. I know. But they both make me happy!
If I'm feeling REALLY Hollywood, I'm watching Psycho, Frankenstein, and Backdraft.
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Are you catching the pattern?
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Yes. I love this place.
So, that's basically it. After one movie I'm out cold, passed out on the counter.
And then...
I start my great life.
